Embroidered "Cum Rag" Cotton Towel – Funny Gag Gift for Him or Her
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Estimated Delivery:Apr 28 - May 02
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Free Shipping & Returns: On all orders over £50
Embroidered "Cum Rag" Cotton Towel – Funny Gag Gift for Him or Her
Looking for a hilarious, slightly inappropriate gift that’ll have everyone laughing? Our embroidered "cum rag" cotton towel is the ultimate gag gift that’s both soft and savage. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, anniversaries—or just surprising your partner with a towel they’ll never forget.
✨ Features:
✔️ 100% Soft Cotton – Plush and absorbent for, well… whatever needs wiping
✔️ Bold Embroidery – "cum rag" stitched clearly in black thread for max comedic effect
✔️ Reusable & Machine Washable – Because eco-friendly can still be naughty
✔️ Perfect Size – Handy enough for the nightstand or travel 😉
📏 Specs:
• Size: Approx. 12 x 12 inches (30 x 30 cm)
• Material: High-quality cotton terry
• Color: Classic white with black embroidery
🎁 Perfect For:
• Adult stocking stuffers
• Bachelor/bachelorette parties
• Valentine’s Day with a twist
• White elephant or gag gift exchanges
• Couples with a good sense of humor
🧼 Wash with care—or pride. Either way, it's hilarious.
🚚 Shipping & Delivery
All items are made to order and typically ship within 3–7 business days.
We ship worldwide, and most orders arrive in 4–8 business days after dispatch.
Need it sooner? Express delivery is available at checkout!
🔁 Returns Policy
As each item is personalised just for you, we’re unable to accept returns for change of mind or customisation errors provided by the customer.
However, if your order arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll happily replace it — just contact us within 7 days of delivery.